Global Fat scale?

On the BBC News site today I checked out where I was on the Global Fat Scale...Yemen apparently! Anyhoo...turns out I'm not as fat as I thought I was...actually, that's a lie...I am exactly as fat as I though I was, it's just that the worldwide population is a lot fatter than I thought so I don't look as bad in comparison. That was enough of an excuse for me!! Bring on the Friday Fry Up!

 Mmmmm Quorn "bacon" tastes bloomin' luvverly!!
(Actually, since I gave up smoking just over a year ago...everything tastes bloomin' luvverly..especially cake! ) ...promise I'll eat sensibly tomorrow....honest!